After the monumental deaths of Pope John Paul II, Terry Schiavo, Mitch Hedberg and Johnnie Cochran, reasonable people can only wonder: "Who's next?"
Hood guy: H.G. Wells. Wait, what? Damn.
Carl Sturge: I don't want anyone to die. I don't want to even think about that. You vermin. If I had to guess, though, I'd say more innocent Iraqis.
Crazy football dude: All of the New York Jets and Miami Dolphins. Woooo! Go Bills! Aaaaaah! I like ballet!
Bucket head: Smart money's on James Brown.
Mason Fahrnor: Why does the media choose to dwell on such darkness? Why can't we discuss the recent births of significant people?
Spurts Armstrong: Me.
David Ryerson: That guy.
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