#OverheardAtUB

Careful what you say; we're always listening

"The only thing I regret about being a girl is not being able to stroke my [beard]"

- Girl in the Honors Lounge

"I was so drunk last night, I s*** myself."

- Boy in the bookstore

[Looking at the mascots] "Are there people in there?"

- Girl at the basketball game

"So, like, non-verbal communication is when you don't talk ... right?"

- Girl in class

"Why wouldn't I watch Fox News? The ladies are beautiful and they are always right!"

- Boy in Pistachio's line

"I mean he's tall and I just want to climb him!"

- Girl in The Spectrum office

If you hear something ridiculous, silly or downright stupid at the bar, in class or anywhere on campus email us at features@ubspectrum.com or tweet us @UBSpectrum with #OverheardAtUB. It might end up in the paper.