NEWS
It's All About Soul
By MR. SPARKLE | Mar. 31, 2004At the end of the UB Bulls' men's basketball 2002-03 season, which culminated in an unsuccessful 5-23 record, head coach Reggie Witherspoon went to look for help from a friend in the south.The deep south.According to heavily circulated rumors, Witherspoon seems to have made a binding agreement with the Prince of Darkness, also known as Satan, to grant the Bulls a winning season in exchange for Witherspoon's immortal soul and a player to be named later.Despite the inherent evil nature of the transaction, it seems to have been a success for all parties involved."When Reg came to me last March, I was more than happy to work something out with him," said The Hellion.
