DISCLAIMER

In case the punch lines, tomfoolery and blatant Photoshoping didn't already give it all away, this is the April Fools issue of The Spectrum. The stories are fake, the advertisements are real; both are here for your perusing pleasure. We'll be back to reporting the real news on Wednesday. A special (preemptive) thanks to Dennis Black for not taking out restraining orders against the Editorial Board... again.