In a previous column, I gave suggestions about how to spice up your sex by changing up positions. This week it's time to consider the actual space that you're doing the dirty in.
The most common location is a bed. However, if you're sick of having to tell your roommates ‘no, there isn't an earthquake. I'm just getting it in one floor above you,' you're not alone.
Not many people are into the squeaky, noisy, and shaky environment of your bed frame banging against the wall and the mattress moving with you.
Try out the back seat of a car. A misconception is that there's not enough room for him to stick his nozzle into her gas tank, but if he sits down normally and she sits on top of him, face-to-face, (or I should say, face-to-boobs), I guarantee that there will be enough fuel to ignite an orgasm.
If that crammed space isn't your scene, or if you find that you're too tall and lanky to make this work, try an area where you have infinite space: the outdoors.
Why not let nature take course?
Having the ability to sprawl yourselves out and bang on the grass, specifically at night under the stars, gives you the freedom to move in any which way. And you won't have to worry about having a screw come out of your bed frame or your head banging against the wall.
You can do it on a hiking trip in a tent, on the beach, or in a park. Getting it on outside also gives people an adrenaline rush, which makes the sex more interesting. The risk of being caught adds to the sex appeal, and heightens feelings of attraction and intensity, according to Cosmopolitan.
If you're into multi-tasking, then get to the ultimate sexual oxymoron. Do the dirty while getting clean in the shower. If the man's got muscles, he can lift the girl up with both of his arms while he leans against the shower wall. This way, he'll have the ability to control her moves. The water pouring out of the showerhead won't be the only hot and wet situation going on in the bathroom.
If you've already tried all of these places and you're really ready to pump up the volume on your sex life, try the roof of a car, a swing, the top of a washing machine (turn it on for extra vibrating stimulation), or on a jungle gym.
When you have time between classes and you're in dire need of a quickie, head to Lockwood library's fourth or fifth floor. According to a UB student who wishes to remain anonymous, there are wooden cubicles that are locked. Stepping on a chair and unlocking it from the top allows you to enter a private, yet risky setting. While others are studying in the library he can stick his pencil into her sharpener for a quick spin.
A different location could seriously improve your sex life, so try it out and find your favorite.
Email: keren.baruch@ubspectrum.com
