Thanks for making the senior brunch so memorable. Other universities would require RSVPing to such events to ensure ample room and enough of the advertised free champagne glasses for everyone in attendance. You, however, laugh in the faces of those other universities and plan for only a fraction of the senior class showing up, then make feeble attempts to compensate well after calamity has occurred. Your extreme level of disorganization is enviable. We sit with eager anticipation for the e-mail from whoever we gave our addresses to saying, "We regret to inform you that we cannot provide you with the free champagne glasses that we said you would receive. However, we hope you enjoyed the elegance of the plastic table settings."
Oh, and having President Simpson wade through the mass of us waiting to be seated to shake some of our hands and say, "Congratulations," was a special touch. I've never been congratulated for waiting before.
Photo: Courtesy of Laron Fomby
