Maybe it's just that all the good words have been taken, but for the past five years it seems like song titles have been getting longer and longer, and band names more and more gag-worthy. Regardless of whether the songs below are good or not, the titles all have something in common: they're obnoxious. - Rachel Bellavia
1. Silver Mt. Zion - "Blown-Out Joy from Heaven's Mercied Hole"
2. Death Cab for Cutie - "The Face That Launched 1000 Sh**s"
3. Fall Out Boy - "I've Got A Dark Alley And A Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth (Summer Song)"
4. Belle & Sebastian - "Pastie de la Bourgeoisie"
5. Bright Eyes - "A Scale, A Mirror, and Those Indifferent Clocks"
6. Fear Before the March of Flames - "Consequences David, You'll Meet Your Fate In the Styx"
7. Sufjan Stevens - "They Also Mourn Who Do Not Wear Black (For The Homeless In Muskegon)"
8. The Appleseed Cast - "Forever Longing the Golden Sunsets"
9. Xiu Xiu - "20,000 Deaths For Eidelyn Gonzales, 200,000 Deaths For Jamie Peterson"
10. Do Make Say Think - "Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!"
Photo: Courtesy of Matthew Messina, from the RMBERS' Instagram page
