Haha! Wow the Rams stink. I'm sorry, you can believe whatever you want to believe about the Patriots being this "great team," but the bottom line is they aren't really that good. The BILLS almost beat them. Let's take a look at some of the "key" members of the team.
Bill Belichick, Mr. Personality himself. I'd rather have a conversation with that fat bouncer guy at PJ Bottoms than Belichick. At least we could talk about our favorite fried foods. A rotten log would give better post-game interviews than Belichick. He is a good coach though, I will give him that, but when he jumped ship from the Jets on day one of his head coaching tenure that showed no class. Not to mention the clip-on tie he sported at the press conference. Classy guy, he is.
Terry Glenn and Drew Bledsoe, the two best players on the team. But neither has really played all season. How does a mediocre team, at best, win without its best two players?
Bledsoe was hurt, but Glenn is another story. The man is currently suing the NFL, saying they overlooked his disease of "chronic depression" when they suspended him for drug violations. Yeah, right. We know you like to rock the ganja so quit pissing and moaning.
Antowain Smith, need I say more? Since when did this bum become a superstar? Classic Bills luck.
I'm not worried for the Bills next year though. The Patriots will never strike me as scary. At least when the Bills sweep the Pats next year we can brag that we beat the world champs.
But back to the main topic: the Rams. "The greatest show on Earth," and they lost. I was happy though, how can you root for a team whose number one fan is that goofball Nelly. E.I. baby!
And Kurt Warner? Stevie Wonder could stand in as quarterback for the Rams and would be the league MVP if he had the weapons that Warner did.
Oh and by the way, Brenda Warner, K-Mart called. They want their entire fall wardrobe back. And Vanilla Ice is mad that you stole his hairstyle.
I may not know much about the NHL, but I know that at 19-29 the Anaheim Mighty Ducks aren't doing very well. Although it pains me to say, I think it's time they replaced Emilio Estevez as coach. He did his best. I guess maybe in the end he should have benched Pacey and used Keenan's "knuckle puck" more often.
We all know that hindsight vision is 20/20 though. Sigh.
Just when you thought Mike Tyson was enough of a raving lunatic, he goes and ups the ante. But I guess you never really should be surprised by anyone who owns lions, and wrestles with them.
For further proof, look at Michael Jackson, and Siegfried and Roy.
I give Tyson credit though; he is one hell of a quotebook. I mean with winners like, "I can sell out MSG masturbating," and "I'm on Zoloft to keep from killin' y'all."
Rob Johnson, I have always supported you, but enough is enough. You have proved nothing in Buffalo, and it's time we separated. Alex Van Pelt was just signed to a five-year contract and hopefully we will draft a young quarterback to groom while Alex runs the controls for a year or two.
Personally, I'm hoping Van Pelt breaks out and becomes a superstar. But as long as the Bills return to glory I'll be happy.
Jim Byrne says "AVP for MVP," in 2002! Wishful thinking I guess, but hey you never know.
