Comme des Carson - Mend your mainstream mistakes
Nov. 17, 2013Editor's note: This article is satirical and is not meant to be taken literally. Dear Carson, As the resident hipster at The Spectrum, you are the omniscient presence that guides a massive readership into the realm of new-wave original swag, holding our hands in unity in a band of defiance before the mainstream with a PBR-can wizard staff the size of Gandalf's member - do you get offended when someone else tries to take on that role?













