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MAC Baseball Tournament information announced

Softball breaks slump

Students create their own career road map

On Thursday, students that traveled the country as part of Road Trip Nation came to UB to share their experiences and give advice, telling students that they don't have to choose a career path - they can make their own.

Trapped in The Ruins

Hitting theaters this Friday is the new horror film The Ruins, based on the novel by Scott B. Smith.

UB tackles the negative stigma that follows HIV and AIDS

A screening of the documentary AIDS: Dangerous Silence, filmed in Buffalo by the local TV station PBS-WNED, was shown this past Wednesday in an effort to bring awareness about HIV/AIDS to UB and the surrounding community.

DRESS FOR SUCCESS

Necro-Animatory Syndrome is a horrible, heinous and hair-raising disease. But it doesn't have to kill you!

UB ugly no more

UB officials have implemented a campus dress code as part of the UB 2020 plan. As of yesterday, anyone who wears oversized sunglasses, Spandex leggings as pants, or Ugg boots with sweat pants tucked in will be ticketed.

THE DEAD RISE

WASHINGTON, DC: Following a series of events that seem almost biblical in nature, President Bush today placed the United States under martial law following the past weekend's events in Cape Canaveral, Fla.

Necro-Animatory Syndrome: A Public Service Announcement

How to Recognize Necro-Animatory Syndrome This is a public service announcement from The Spectrum to the people who are unable to recognize what is, in all honesty, a walking corpse.

Taking the Bull by the horns

Tuesday was a day Buffalo sports fans will never forget. While many of the headlines went to the Buffalo Bills announcing their move to Toronto and the Bulls becoming the first Division-I school to instituting a figure skating team, a major change at the top of both the men's and women's basketball teams occurred to very little fanfare.

"UB condoms, not free this year"

The free condoms given away at various UB events throughout the school year since August 2007 have been found to be defective.

TIMELINE

MARCH 21: Space Shuttle STS-123 Endeavor is launched to rendezvous with the international space station.

Center for Tomorrow abandoned today

In a realization that the prospect of the Center for Tomorrow would never be realized in the present, UB Provost Satish Tripathi ordered the building's demolition.

Buffalo's Boyd to run for White House

After constant badgering from excited students and colleagues, and countless in- class political debates, Professor Timothy Boyd declared to his class Tuesday that he plans to run for the country's high office; President of the United States.

Long Island students to pay out-of-state tuition

UB enrollment is ever-increasing but the institution lacks money to fund and accommodate its growth, mostly due to cheap in-state tuition rates that the majority of students pay.

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Duvall to star in Wasko biopic Paramount Pictures announced on Friday that Academy Award winner Robert Duvall is set to star in Martin Scorsese's new film based on the life of Buffalo Athletic Communications Assistant Ted Wasko.

See me after class

Student-teacher sex scandals make for the stickiest news stories on JuicyCampus.com, but we need to ask ourselves: why is sleeping with teachers so wrong, when it can feel so right?

Professors ban questions in class

The classroom motto used to be that there was no such thing as a stupid question, but some professors are adopting a new philosophy.

'Ladies' are finally recognized

UB announced Tuesday that the women's sports teams are now going to be referred to as the Lady Bulls.

UB open and close because of Black

Despite the extraordinarily clement, spring-like weather, UB decided to remain open today. Vice President for Student Affairs Dennis Black rose before the rooster's crow as normal.