Hey all you Mighty Maniacs out there! It's me, everyone's favorite Student Relations Coordinator, Rob Suglia. Today I will be dipping into my always-full mailbag to answer questions that will "shock the world." Get it, shock the world? That's my favorite expression! Okay, let's get to the questions, you maniacal maniacs!
Q: Where is your favorite vacation site Rob? - Beach Bum Ben in Bonner
A: Good question Benny and the Jets! Put your CRAZY cap on because it's time to take a dip in the Sea of Blue! Our team color is not RED, Benjamin Franklin! Our team color is blue, blue like Victor E. Bull, blue like the Smurfs and OH YES, blue like the ocean that is THE SEA OF BLUUUUUUE!!! When I feel the need to vacation and get wild, the first hot spot I always take a dip in is the Sea of Blue. Where else would you want to go? The Sea of Blue has it all! MIGHTY MANIACS are everywhere, you can bodysurf, you can SCREAM AS LOUD AS YOU CAN, and it's blue! The sea of blue is BLUE! We're talking oceans and waves here, not sandboxes filled with SAND and OTHER play toys. ISN'T IT TIME YOU TOOK THE PLUNGE!!?!?!?! NEXT QUESTION!!!
Q: How do I get past Ganon in The Legend of Zelda? - Gaming Gary in Red Jacket
A: The only LEGEND that I'm familiar with is THE LEGEND OF THE MIGHTY MANIACS. These kids are LEGENDARY!!! They come out to every game and support their Bulls in LEGENDARY fashion!! Do you get it? Am I being LEGENDARY enough for you? Maybe if you stopped playing video games and went to catch a wave in THE SEAAAA OF BLUUUE, you would know what it takes to become a LEGEND in your mind's eye!!!
Q: Where are the weapons of mass destruction Rob? - Concerned Charlie in Clement Hall
A: You asked the right man, Chris! I'll tell you where the weapons of mass destruction are located, only if you promise to keep it a secret. Shhh! Okay, here it is. Come closer. Closer. Closer. TOO CLOSE! Haha, I made a funny! The weapons of mass destruction are located in the student section of every Bulls home game. These kids are wild and their weapons are MASSIVE and DESTRUCTIVE!!! You might as well call them NUCLEAR!! These kids are crazy! These kids are MIGHTY MANIACS!!! And I'll tell you what, Sadaam, you better watch out or the SEA OF BLUE WILL RUN WILD ON YOU! LOL!!!
Q: Will Duke win the NCAA Basketball Tournament, Rob? - Dukie Dan in South Lake
A: Duke?!? Are you crazy Dave? No, obviously you're not crazy ENOUGH, Dan! If you were as crazy as a Mighty Maniac, you would be a MIGHTY MANIAC, because Mighty Maniacs are mighty and guess what else they are Don? THEY'REEEEE CRAAAAAAAAAZY! Next la pregunta por favorito!
Q: Why did the Family Guy get taken off the air twice? - Family Guy Fred in Flint
A: I'll tell you why Family Ties got taken off the air, only if you promise to tell all your friends that signing a $30,000 check over to Screech was a good idea! Is it a deal, buddy? Okay, I'll throw in a free Victoria S. Bull bobblehead too. All in the Family got taken off of the air because they never mentioned the BUFFALO BULLS OR THEIR CRAAAAAZZZZY FANS on the show ever. EVER! Would you believe that? Not even one mention of the MIGHTY MANIACS. Instead it is Alex P. Keaton THIS and Vinny Del Bono THAT! Are they CRAZY, you ask?!?!?! You betcha Frank! But not as CRAZY as the MIGHTY MANIACS!
Well, that's all for this week kids and kiddettes, be sure to turn in next week at the same Suglia time on the same Suglia channel, and remember ... BALL STATE SUCKS!
Photo: Courtesy of Laron Fomby
