There's a reason why "Lollipop" was the biggest single of '09, Akon exists, and Soulja Boy Tell-Em got his house robbed - America loves bad music. Here are the top nine albums that even Gov. Paterson wouldn't want to read about.
Ciara - Fantasy Ride
50 Cent's boo proves that all people are interested in is whether or not Ciara is a man.
Bow Wow - New Jack City, Part 2
In what most certainly is the worst album title of the year and with the subtraction of his surname, Bow Wow shows that the only thing lil about him is the interest in his career.
Courtney Love - Nobody's Daughter
We wouldn't admit to birthing her either.
Taylor Hicks - TBA
Taylor Hicks and the Soul Patrol are back with more gray hair and less talent than a Rod Stewart concert.
Warren G - G Files
After decades of regulating, Warren G has re-opened the G Files only to find out that the truth out there is that nobody cares.
Marie Osmond - Seasons
Interest in her and her music may have died out, but at least she reps Nutri-System to the fullest.
Teddy Geiger - The March
Nobody likes Teddy Geiger.
Hoobastank - For(n)ever
In between finding a reason and running away, former UB Spring Fest headliner Hoobastank has finally returned to once again reign supreme on the top of the VH1 charts.
Nina Sky - The Musical
The only people currently enjoying Nina Sky's last release are still stuck in Guantanamo Bay.
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