I was eating dinner in the Student Union with my boyfriend last week. He was having a salad, and I was chowing down on the quesadillas. As I was eating, I felt the gas building up in my stomach until I inadvertently let out an enormous belch. My boyfriend turned all red and kept looking around to see who noticed. I was so embarrassed.
The Belcher
One day I was in a hurry to get ready for class and I forgot to put on underwear. To make matters worse, I was wearing shorts that day. Anyway, I was sitting in my World Civ recitation discussion circle with my legs open, and I kept noticing the girls across the room looking down and laughing at me. It took me about 25 minutes to figure out why, but I was so embarrassed.
The Accidental Flasher
This Week's Winner
I really wanted to get involved in journalism on campus. I was looking for a publication to join up with, and the covers of Visions looked nice, so I volunteered to be a writer. Man, what a mistake. My articles always get dumb headlines like "SA Sports Clubs Smacked By God." The only saving grace is that the headlines are done in a barely readable 3-D font, so I bet a lot of people can't tell what they say anyway. In any case, it's still so embarrassing - half the words in there are misspelled. Even when I send in my articles with everything spelled correctly, it's wrong in the printed version. Also, the other day some short, really old-looking guy read my article and said he is going to sue me for libel. How embarrassing.
Anonymous
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