So, I guess this is goodbye ...
At the end of every academic year I would read all of the “goodbye columns” the seniors would write before they go to print. I’d tear up because they were always so moving. Everyone would talk about how they found their home away from home in our windowless office, how they shared laughs or napped on one of the couches.
But I didn’t think I would ever write one.
What I learned in pole dancing class is...
We’ve all heard someone say it.
“I’m just gonna drop out and become a stripper.”
If you think stripping is an easy alternative to college, we’ve got news for you.