Senior Features Editor
Published: Tuesday, July 9, 2013
Updated: Tuesday, July 9, 2013 16:07
This semester, I will be the senior features desk editor. I look forward to continuing to mold my wild self into a stronger, more intellectual and funnier human being. I know my colleagues at The Spectrum will help me do so (whether they know it yet or not).
I look forward to producing more feature stories and continuing to write my sex columns, by taking a more serious and insightful approach. If a funny thought comes to mind, I will definitely continue to produce humorous pieces. I hope to increase The Spectrum’s readership and to continue to grow and blah-blah-blah – all that mushy stuff.
If you enjoyed this Spark Notes version of my life story, then just wait a few years; I’ll be writing a novel about myself. If you have title ideas, let me know.