The problem with people who “get the munchies” is that they tend to be broke – the price of munchie-inducing substances consumes most of their cash flow.

            With that reasoning, any eatery that isn’t dirt-cheap is a terrible place to get that all-too-familiar craving.

            The worst of these offenders is Pistachio’s in the Student Union. Make no mistake – the food is totally awesome, dude – but the prices don’t exactly fall under the budget of the average substance-abusing student.

            The poor red-eyed saps most likely will stand at its entrance, watching the chefs create Picasso-eque pasta masterpieces as their stomachs growl and their buzzes subside.

            But that’s OK.

            They’ll just go home, hop on the Pineapple Express and forget the entire rest of the day.